"How do you feel?" "I Don't."

phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

(via whoopassgoldberg)

breadmaakesyoufat:

when i was 13 i actually spent $50 on a club penguin membership, 50 fucking dollars, and what makes it worse is that when i paid for it i felt so smug and i remember the cashier gave me this look like he had given up on all humanity, i was wasting 50 to dress a fake penguin.

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

radthur:

shibe-doge:

sealdoge

what the fuck

(via asianfetus)

seriuhsly:

i knew sporticus was up to no good

seriuhsly:

i knew sporticus was up to no good

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

(Source: theslowpokewell, via breadmaakesyoufat)

spork:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

are you fucking high

(via buttlicked)

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

(via 911official)

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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(via karinamarie)