"How do you feel?" "I Don't."

I hate that “if I’m not the best at what I do then I’m worthless” feeling because I know I’m not the best and it eats at me every fucking day and it sucks

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

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thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

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we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

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sitonmylightsaber:

bayoread:

myrtlewilson:

judedeluca:

myrtlewilson:

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

People believe what they choose to.

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

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hAHAHAhahahahahahaha

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 I know everything. I’m the Devil.

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lucidfoxx:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

my future

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bewbin:

bewbin:

where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!

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first of all how dare 

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olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

this is how i stole your man, honey

what is wrong with me

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